My submission for the Scott Pilgrim 8th Evil Ex contest.
Geoff was a freshman during Ramona's senior year of high school. He and Ramona never dated.. But that didn't stop him from responding to Gideon's Craiglist rant.
His obsession with her has left him in the eternal status of "freshman". With no real niche to claim, he clings to his custom made Ramona puppet.... Yeah, it's creepy.
Scott: I can't fight him! You're on his hand!
Ramona: It's a puppet.
Scott: It's so life like!
Ramona: It's a puppet, Scott.
Scott: Which one's the real Ramona!?